17 Absurd Cartoons That Will Inspire, Disturb and (or) Make You Laugh.

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1. Instead of “Saving all starving children in a country 5,000 miles away”… be nice to your neighbor. [Click to Tweet]

  

2. Human beings are funny. Laugh :) . [Click to Tweet]

3. Your dream is awesome… Like REALLY awesome! [Click to Tweet]

4. If you want your life to change then you must change. [Click to Tweet]

5. If you spend your time doing things that make you stupid – You become stupid… [Click to Tweet]

6. Trying to do too many things at one time is not a good thing. [Click to Tweet]

7. If you want to be average just do what everyone else does. [Click to Tweet]

 

8. If someone says you can’t follow your dream… kick them in the nuts! [Click to Tweet]

9. When all else fails, try the truth. [Click to Tweet]

10. If you want to make it happen you got to take that leap. [Click to Tweet]

 

11. Embrace your weird. [Click to Tweet]

12. If you want to change your outer world, you must change your inner world. [Click to Tweet]

13. Wanting money and health doesn’t make you greedy. It means you want to live a good life. [Click to Tweet]

14. Budgets are better than sliced bread. [Click to Tweet]

15. I never fail, I just learn what doesn’t work. [Click to Tweet]

16. Fat ninja’s don’t exist. [Click to Tweet]

 

17. Is there a 3rd path? [Click to Tweet]

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  • mikey

    “I never fail, I just learn what doesn’t work”

    Agree. You wouldn’t happen to be a fan of Nicholas Nassim Taleb would you? I think his philosophies and yours would sit nicely.

    • http://www.30yearoldninja.com/ Izmael Arkin

      Hi Mikey :) . I have never heard of Nicholas Nassim Taleb until now. I looked him up. Did he write The Black Swan?

      Let me know if there is a specific book you would recommend.

      • http://jyue.net/ Ja

        His newest book “Antifragile” should be a good read, it’s about creating systems that get better under adverse conditions.

        • http://www.30yearoldninja.com/ Izmael Arkin

          I LOVE systems… in fact I love systems so much that I want to take it behind the middle school and.. *censored*

  • usolee

    I like the bloody eyeball on the floor of #15… sometimes you gotta get burned to learn not to play with fire. Or in his case, lose an eyeball!

    • http://www.30yearoldninja.com/ Izmael Arkin

      That comment is hilarious! Sometimes we gotta learn the hard way… And that might just include the loss of an eyeball :) .

  • http://www.vishnusvirtues.com/ Vishnu

    Ha. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH hilarious! Thanks for dedicating 17, 9, 10, and 11 to me. But at least about 9 – glad I can always find this when I need additional iinspiration! And I can blame you for the fallout around the world.

    Thanks for the continued inspiration Izzy – keep up the great work on the cartoons which inspire and make us laugh always.

    • http://www.30yearoldninja.com/ Izmael Arkin

      I’m not sure if I want that level of responsibility V! How about we consider me an innocent bystander as you create massive controversy that takes the world by storm.

      Thanks for the kind comments man – I love making the cartoons… In fact I was up until 3am last night making more cartoons (If this was twitter I would hashtag “inappropriately obsessive”)

  • Sean

    *Looks at #10*
    *Looks back to #7*

    I hope that’s a different cliff…

    • http://www.30yearoldninja.com/ Izmael Arkin

      hahaha! Nice! Yes, they are a different cliff :) .

  • http://www.facebook.com/marcelo.chinellato Marcelo Chinellato

    Ha. Always love the drawings as a way to convey a message! Though I suck at it
    But I alwayss wanted to know…. How do you draw those things? The answe will help me sleep at night :-)

    • http://www.30yearoldninja.com/ Izmael Arkin

      Haha :) . Well, I used to use microsoft word. I would open up the shapes program and draw away. But this last weekend I finally uprgraded! I now use a program called Omnigraffle. I use their shapes and drawing program to put them together.

      • http://www.facebook.com/marcelo.chinellato Marcelo Chinellato

        Doing it on word! Skillful (I mean, seriously!!!!!)! It’s 1 AM now… and I can finally sleep after reading your answer! ;)

        • http://www.30yearoldninja.com/ Izmael Arkin

          Hahaha! Well I’m glad to have helped you sleep better at night :) .

  • Tomo

    Haha…
    3. Your dream is awesome… Like REALLY awesome! – Yes it is!!!!

    6. Trying to do too many things at one time is not a good thing. – ☺I could have use of that splitvision .

    16. Fat ninja’s don’t exist. – Sumoninjas don´t exist?

    15. I never fail, I just learn what doesn’t work. – like learning all the time.
    P´n L.

    • http://www.30yearoldninja.com/ Izmael Arkin

      No! Fat ninja’s don’t exist!

      Want proof? Have you ever seeing a fat ninja? (And Beverly Hills ninja doesn’t count!)

      • Sean

        Wait… are you saying that Chris Farley wasn’t a real ninja?
        Well at least he still had a van down by the river.

        • http://www.30yearoldninja.com/ Izmael Arkin

          You read it correctly Sean: Chris Farley = Not a ninja.

          Yes, he is very funny! But he is not a ninja.

  • http://twitter.com/GwynMinerva Minerva Gwyn

    “15. I never fail, I just learn what doesn’t work.” Gotta remember myself of that one all the time! I love your cartoons. :)

    • http://www.30yearoldninja.com/ Izmael Arkin

      Hi Minerva :) .

      The more you remind yourself of this the more powerful it becomes. I believe that the greater the struggle the greater the opportunity for learning. When I look back on my life all of my greatest lessons have come during my biggest time of struggle.

      I always ask myself: “What can I learn from this?” And I never allow myself to saying “nothing”. I always have to learn something :) .